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hey there. I'm just another awkward specimen (formerly known as years-subscription-of-bad-puns. nice to meet you. I quite like the white stripes, zeppelin, nirvana, pearl jam and a bunch of other fun bands. my current obsessions are American Horror Story, Ezra Miller, Workaholics and hair dye...I also tell really bad puns.

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via bitchawara)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via yourlifeisapie)

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via yourlifeisapie)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via bitchawara)

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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